I’ve no idea how I actually did it but the other week I managed to permanently damage the encoder strip on our machine. it’s a small thin plastic strip that runs along the entire length of printer to feed data to the print head. Without it the printer is useless and can’t operate at all.
Apparently nobody’s ever damaged one before in Australia either so there weren’t any spare encoder strips lying around anywhere in the entire country. It had to come directly from Epson in Singapore and they weren’t sure how long it was going to take.
Meanwhile our eBay orders were piling up and we had a large order to be delivered by the end of the week. Luckily for us we were allowed to use the showroom at Designwyse, who initially sold us the printer. Which, I might add was incredibly lucky and generous of them too. But little did they know that a significant number of our orders were for the infamous Pussay Patrol shirt. For those that don’t know, this is a shirt worn in The Inbetweeners movie and it features a cartoon cat with an enormous penis on it. Even worse it’s on a pink shirt so it really stands out quite a lot!
I was kind of Ok with the whole thing but Sabrina was sweating bullets. I managed to get the first few out of the way without any hassles but it was never going to last. I mean it’s a showroom and clients come in and naturally gravitate to where there’s some activity happening. We had a few laughs but were soon told that the boss and his wife wouldn’t find the design funny and would be quite offended. Even worse, kids started coming in with their parents and I have to admit I was even getting a bit nervous. One of the staff member claimed it was pornographic and didn’t seem too impressed but the others all thought it was a bit of a laugh.
And then it happened. The boss’s wife came past to have a chat. Thank god this was at a moment when we were printing a different design but she did comment that she hadn’t seen anyone printing on pink before and she was curious as to the design. We both nervously laughed and from that moment on Sabrina took to reading a giant brochure next to the machine and would strategically block the t-shirt from view with it.
My best moment happened the next day when the boss’s wife came past in the middle of a pussay patrol print. Sabrina quickly grabbed the brochure and conducted an entire conversation with her back turned to this woman as she tilted and lifted the brochure in all sorts of angles to hide the print. It was gold but she must have come across as the biggest weirdo of all time. Lucky for her I deflected the situation and masterfully drew the wife away from the printer before any damage was done.
This went on for about 4 days before we eventually got the part!
Anyway, more to come next week.





